The "Special One" has finally left Stamford Bridge. A real big loss, not only for Chelsea but also for the whole league.
The arrival of Mourinho onto the scene had taught me that Jose is not necessarily pronounced "Ho-se", sometimes it's pronounced exactly how it is spelt. (spelt? or spelled?)
Mourinho would probably be a boss that I'd like to work under. He doesn't give a shit about anything else apart from his work, doesn't take bullshit from his boss (or anyone else for that matter), speaks his mind, extremely focused on work. And you know that he'll be able to take care of business and will always have your back.
Sure, he's cocky as hell, but hey, that's cool with me. And he gets away with it.
Now he's replaced by some obscure Israeli. How exciting.
22.9.07
18.9.07
Tangkap Anjing
This is old news.
Did you hear about the dog catching competition in Selayang?
Well, a few geniuses decided that a super cool dog hunting event was just the perfect solution to reduce the number of stray dogs in Selayang.
I don't know how the organisers would monitor or control the manner in which these dogs are to be captured, but I have a feeling that these dogs would be treated rather cruelly.
Unsurprisingly, the SPCA (or those Cruelty Against Animals organisations) immediately launched a protest against this inhumane and somewhat barbaric act.
Khir Toyo also had concerns about this dog catching competition, but apparently he was more worried that the organisers offered too much cash for the winners.
Genius.
Did you hear about the dog catching competition in Selayang?
Well, a few geniuses decided that a super cool dog hunting event was just the perfect solution to reduce the number of stray dogs in Selayang.
I don't know how the organisers would monitor or control the manner in which these dogs are to be captured, but I have a feeling that these dogs would be treated rather cruelly.
Unsurprisingly, the SPCA (or those Cruelty Against Animals organisations) immediately launched a protest against this inhumane and somewhat barbaric act.
Khir Toyo also had concerns about this dog catching competition, but apparently he was more worried that the organisers offered too much cash for the winners.
Genius.
15.9.07
Ayam
Taken from today's The Star:
KUALA LUMPUR: Retailers selling chicken above the ceiling price are required to produce receipts of their purchase from wholesalers to avoid action, Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Minister Datuk Shafie Mohd Apdal said.
To which my sister responded:
Orang beli ayam mana bagi resit!
KUALA LUMPUR: Retailers selling chicken above the ceiling price are required to produce receipts of their purchase from wholesalers to avoid action, Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Minister Datuk Shafie Mohd Apdal said.
To which my sister responded:
Orang beli ayam mana bagi resit!
1.9.07
Crazy/Beautiful
Your fiancee gets caught fucking with a 40 year old RTD Director.
And you pay the RM 2000 fine to get her out of jail.
You're an idiot.
And you pay the RM 2000 fine to get her out of jail.
You're an idiot.
10.8.07
A Sports Update!
The Premiership starts this weekend! Nasib baik aku teringat.
The Reds have bought pretty boy Torres. And they've spent a cool 24 million pounds on him. That's a lot of money. And another bloke named Babel for another 10 million, or so. I hope Rafael knows what he's doing. I like the new look though, Rafael. Macam Ricky Gervais!
I'm not going to make any predictions this season, I just hope we'll tear every single team apart with our devastating, irresistible attacking play. But one thing is for sure, Gerrard will once again shine and save the day, especially during away games at the likes of Derby & Wigan.
Another interesting development is the rivalry between McLaren team mates, Hamilton & Alonso.While everyone expected Hamilton to come good, nobody expected him to be BLOODY good. Championship leader in his first season, a few wins here and there - he's already a legend. I hate him.
I pity Alonso but at the same time I think he should just shut up and get on with it. As a double world champion, being upstaged by your team mate is never a great feeling, and the fact that the team mate is only a rookie just adds salt to your wounds. Still, I expected Alonso to be much more of a gentleman and stop whining about Hamilton getting preferential treatment and shit.
The Reds have bought pretty boy Torres. And they've spent a cool 24 million pounds on him. That's a lot of money. And another bloke named Babel for another 10 million, or so. I hope Rafael knows what he's doing. I like the new look though, Rafael. Macam Ricky Gervais!
I'm not going to make any predictions this season, I just hope we'll tear every single team apart with our devastating, irresistible attacking play. But one thing is for sure, Gerrard will once again shine and save the day, especially during away games at the likes of Derby & Wigan.
Another interesting development is the rivalry between McLaren team mates, Hamilton & Alonso.While everyone expected Hamilton to come good, nobody expected him to be BLOODY good. Championship leader in his first season, a few wins here and there - he's already a legend. I hate him.
I pity Alonso but at the same time I think he should just shut up and get on with it. As a double world champion, being upstaged by your team mate is never a great feeling, and the fact that the team mate is only a rookie just adds salt to your wounds. Still, I expected Alonso to be much more of a gentleman and stop whining about Hamilton getting preferential treatment and shit.
8.8.07
Disappointed
People deal with disappointment in many different ways.
I'll start eating a lot and immediately go to sleep whenever I'm stressed.
But never before talking to the girlfriend first.
I'll start eating a lot and immediately go to sleep whenever I'm stressed.
But never before talking to the girlfriend first.
3.8.07
You've got style
If you can identify the author of an uncredited article by just reading the text, then you probably know the writer well enough.
31.7.07
Workaholic
I'd like to picture myself as a workaholic.
But ironically, being a workaholic has made me malas.
Is it better to fake happiness or menyusahkan orang lain by being honest?
But ironically, being a workaholic has made me malas.
Is it better to fake happiness or menyusahkan orang lain by being honest?
29.7.07
Gossip Melayu
I'm not a fan of local artis Melayu news but since I AM Malay, I guess I have to care a bit.
Did you hear about the nasty love triangle between Erra, Hans and that nerdy speccy Harry Potter bloke? It's all a big mess I reckon, but I have to say, Erra is quite the PLAYER! She's such a heartbreaker!
I suppose if you think you're so bloody hot, then you can get away with anything.
Hey, I'm not going to get arrested for this, am I?
Did you hear about the nasty love triangle between Erra, Hans and that nerdy speccy Harry Potter bloke? It's all a big mess I reckon, but I have to say, Erra is quite the PLAYER! She's such a heartbreaker!
I suppose if you think you're so bloody hot, then you can get away with anything.
Hey, I'm not going to get arrested for this, am I?
15.7.07
Happy Days
I had a good day.
On a good day, everything is great. There's no self doubt, and nothing can trouble you. You feel assured. You become much calmer and you see the bright side of everything. Every single thing you do is fun. And even if you're just lazing around, doing absolutely nothing, you'll still be able to say to yourself, "I may seem like I'm not doing much, but I don't mind. I'm happy and contented."
On a good day, everything is great. There's no self doubt, and nothing can trouble you. You feel assured. You become much calmer and you see the bright side of everything. Every single thing you do is fun. And even if you're just lazing around, doing absolutely nothing, you'll still be able to say to yourself, "I may seem like I'm not doing much, but I don't mind. I'm happy and contented."
10.7.07
Indifference
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
That's the most quoted part. The full version is this:
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
Bloke: So, do you fancy the girl or what?
Someone else - not me: Yeah. I think I do, actually.
Bloke: And what the hell are you doing about it? Nothing, as usual. You're gonna lose her, you know.
SENM: Hey! I did something. Granted, it wasn't much.. but still, I did put some effort. I'm getting the cold shoulder though. I guess she doesn't fancy me. I really thought she did.
Bloke: What the fuck you're talking about, mate? From what I've seen, you've done zilch. What you need to do, my dear friend, is to be her knight in shining armour and climb up that god damn tower, slay the mother fucking dragon and sweep her off her feet! Yeah, you heard me. SLAY THE FUCKING DRAGON!!!
SENM: Slay the fucking dragon!!! Arrgghhhhh!!!!
Bloke: Damn right.
SENM: But I'm terrified of reptiles.
Really, slay the mother fucking dragons??? Who says that??
P/s: Juan Roman Riquelme is a genius!!
27.6.07
Fuelled by caffeine
Caffeine makes me hyper.
Disclaimer : This post may be emo. And incoherent.
That's because I'm hyper. I'm fuelled by caffeine, damn it!
Anyways...
I spent the last weekend eating a lot of food. With my buddy. Yes, you know who you are, my friend.
We even had a bloody expensive durian. But it was worth it. Isi merah!
I bought 22 DVDs but they were all stolen. Fuck!
And I watched 6 episodes of 24 back to back. Jack Bauer is THE MAN!
Watching too many episodes of 24 however will make you spew things like these:
Run a background check on that guy. He looks hostile.
I need you to check the schematics of this building.
Tell me where the god damn canisters are, NOW!!
Secure the North end, and make sure no one leaves the building.
Patch me through to the President!
Upload the real time satellite images to my PDA.
Jack Bauer is the greatest human being ever. Here's why.
Nicholas Angel from the film Hot Fuzz is a close second. Please, please, please watch it.
Disclaimer : This post may be emo. And incoherent.
That's because I'm hyper. I'm fuelled by caffeine, damn it!
Anyways...
I spent the last weekend eating a lot of food. With my buddy. Yes, you know who you are, my friend.
We even had a bloody expensive durian. But it was worth it. Isi merah!
I bought 22 DVDs but they were all stolen. Fuck!
And I watched 6 episodes of 24 back to back. Jack Bauer is THE MAN!
Watching too many episodes of 24 however will make you spew things like these:
Run a background check on that guy. He looks hostile.
I need you to check the schematics of this building.
Tell me where the god damn canisters are, NOW!!
Secure the North end, and make sure no one leaves the building.
Patch me through to the President!
Upload the real time satellite images to my PDA.
Jack Bauer is the greatest human being ever. Here's why.
Nicholas Angel from the film Hot Fuzz is a close second. Please, please, please watch it.
15.6.07
Cool, fool!
I always bump into strangers. This is a typical example.
Stranger : Eh.. Todek kan?
Me : (Blank) Ha’ah.
Stranger : Amacam sekarang? Ok?
Me : (Blank)
Stranger : Eh.. takkan tak ingat aku lagi Todek.
Me : (Blank)
: (With a forced smile) Hmm.. cam kenal, tgh confuse ni
Stranger : Ala Todek, buat buat tak kenal plak
Me : (Giving up trying to recall the dude’s name)
: Seriously, aku tak ingat la. Kau sape?
Stranger : (Visibly offended) Aku la. Kuswadinata (bukan nama sebenar)
Me : Ohh.. Kuswadinata. Sorry la, aku tak ingat sangat nama orang.
Stranger : Tapi aku ingat nama kau! (Even more pissed off)
Me : That’s because I’m cool, fool! Hahahahahaha!
Then I get smacked in the head.
Ouch!
Stranger : Eh.. Todek kan?
Me : (Blank) Ha’ah.
Stranger : Amacam sekarang? Ok?
Me : (Blank)
Stranger : Eh.. takkan tak ingat aku lagi Todek.
Me : (Blank)
: (With a forced smile) Hmm.. cam kenal, tgh confuse ni
Stranger : Ala Todek, buat buat tak kenal plak
Me : (Giving up trying to recall the dude’s name)
: Seriously, aku tak ingat la. Kau sape?
Stranger : (Visibly offended) Aku la. Kuswadinata (bukan nama sebenar)
Me : Ohh.. Kuswadinata. Sorry la, aku tak ingat sangat nama orang.
Stranger : Tapi aku ingat nama kau! (Even more pissed off)
Me : That’s because I’m cool, fool! Hahahahahaha!
Then I get smacked in the head.
Ouch!
14.6.07
5.6.07
Feelings
Frustrating.
My phone says "Emergency Only".
Being unreachable by your loved ones is a truly frustrating feeling. You're in despair and the hopelessness of it all is enough to kill your previously cheery mood, and turn you into a restless, agitated prick.
The most fucked up feeling:
Being ripped off and knowing it.
P/s: My entries have become increasingly emotional. I blame it on Liverpool's loss against Milan.
My phone says "Emergency Only".
Being unreachable by your loved ones is a truly frustrating feeling. You're in despair and the hopelessness of it all is enough to kill your previously cheery mood, and turn you into a restless, agitated prick.
The most fucked up feeling:
Being ripped off and knowing it.
P/s: My entries have become increasingly emotional. I blame it on Liverpool's loss against Milan.
29.5.07
Emotional Bastard
I used to call myself an "Emotional Bastard" whenever I become too emo or fucked up. Or hungry. I get cranky when I'm hungry.
22.5.07
Good Luck
Nervous about the match against Milan. I don't think the miracle of Istanbul could ever happen again. And I really don't want to listen to Shebby's non-sensical bullshit. Pundit, my arse.
I hope Kewell plays. I know he's a bit of a poof (especially when he had the God-awful pony tail) but I have a soft spot for Harry. Just don't play him from the start. He'll break a leg or sprain an ankle or something.
On his day, and they're becoming extremely rare nowadays, Kewell could be mesmerising. He might not have the super lightning quick stepovers ala Ronaldo, but his overall movement, pass and touch just oozes class. And he has a decent left foot too.
Rafa seems to have faith in Kewell. Hope he's right.
I hope Kewell plays. I know he's a bit of a poof (especially when he had the God-awful pony tail) but I have a soft spot for Harry. Just don't play him from the start. He'll break a leg or sprain an ankle or something.
On his day, and they're becoming extremely rare nowadays, Kewell could be mesmerising. He might not have the super lightning quick stepovers ala Ronaldo, but his overall movement, pass and touch just oozes class. And he has a decent left foot too.
Rafa seems to have faith in Kewell. Hope he's right.
21.5.07
Stupid!
I'm just so bloody stupid sometimes.
I say the wrong things at the most inappropriate of times.
I didn't mean what I said but it's hard to convince people otherwise.
I just say things without any thought of how it would make others feel.
I'm really sorry.
I say the wrong things at the most inappropriate of times.
I didn't mean what I said but it's hard to convince people otherwise.
I just say things without any thought of how it would make others feel.
I'm really sorry.
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