Bullet proof

A bloke named MJ Tordon was driving back from his kampung, his sister sitting next to him in the passenger seat. Now, this MJ Tordon chap thinks of himself as a music expert, and would spend hours & hours of time researching the most obscure of bands on the planet and casually name drops a few when being engaged in a conversation with others.

MJ Tordon: Yeah, Joy Division is alright but they're not half as good as XXXXX (insert obscure "cool" band name here - example The Frizzy Zombies of Makasar Experience in 30 Seconds to Hell)

And he'll be all smug and shit upon seeing other people's blank, confused reaction to what he said.

MJ Tordon: (Yeah, fuck you biatch! I'm waaay cooler than you, haha)

Anyways, on the drive back home MJ Tordon's sister tuned the radio to some Malay station. MJ Tordon is not a fan of Malay music at all. In fact, he looks down on anyone singing in Malay, as if it were something that is terribly embarrassing, and reckons that people would be better off killing themselves than being caught playing lagu Melayu.

MJ Tordon: What the hell? Lagu apa ni? Ntah apa apa. Jiwang karat.

MJ Tordon's sister: Whatever. Lantak kau lah.

MJ Tordon: Ni lagu apa pulak ni? Kalis peluru? Apa jadah? Nak gi war against terrorism ke lagu kalis peluru?

MJ Tordon's sister: Kalis Rindu lah, idiot.


P/S: Of course, the real MJ Tordon is not an idiot at all. Far from it. In fact the real MJ Tordon is actually Dr. MJ Tordon, he is of Russian/Serbian descent and teaches the subject Computer Science (or something like that, I don't really remember).

Tak percaya? Google him up.


Zarin@Beng said...

The real MJ Tordon was bumped to 2nd-4th place by your blog la todek.
I wonder how many of other websites regarding MJ Tordon refers back to you. Maybe the students are even making your blog as a joke for their lecturer - Dr Michal Tordon of UNSW.

MJ Tordon

todek said...


Really? The real MJ Tordon has been bumped a few places down?

Sorry, Dr Tordon.

Anonymous said...


dude, your blog never fails to crack me up. this is hysterically funny... make sure to post more funny stuff whenever you're off-duty.

farock said...

todek. kalau balik lalu hai peng tolong beli coffee 2 packet dgn kaya. nanti aku bayar thanks

genie said...

u r silly! :p