May post

Just to satisfy my self-imposed "minimum 1 post a month" requirement.
Yup, this blog is experiencing a SLOW death.

Out of the Champions League.
Ban the Israelis!

Cendol

What makes tasty cendol?
Is it the green worm-ish stuff?
Or the gula merah? (it IS gula merah, right?)
The santan, perhaps?
Or the ice?


Damn, aku nak cendol.

Gentel

If you've ever played any sort of football (be it futsal, bola padang or whatever), you probably have heard shouts like these:

"Weii!! Jangan gentel sangat!"
"Banyak gentel ni!"
"Mamat ni main gentel je!"
"Gentel!!!"

GEN-mother fucking-TEL!

Gentel is a funny word.
And let's be honest, it's very dodgy too.

I'm still trying to figure out how gentel made its way into the footballing world.
It's quite puzzling, actually.

A-ha!

I guess we might not have to put up with bullshit corridors anymore.

Kesian Pak Lah.

March post

Harry Connick's real cool.
Sharply dressed in an impeccably smart suit, he can charm his way out of anything.
And he can sing a bit too.
Dammit.

March is when F1 starts. I'm excited.
March is also when mengundi starts. I'm not as excited.

Since I'm an ignorant idiot who didn't even bother to register, I guess I'll just have to be happy with another term of Pak Lah's sleeping-troughout-meeting, corridor bullshitting and KJ's ass kissing antics.


And oh, thanks for all the comments. It really inspired me to blog again. I just can't thank you all enough for the amazing support you've given.