tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-115276942024-03-24T02:15:43.303+08:00Jealous AgainA silly guy who always gets trapped by a serious girl who always gets stuck in silly situations.todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.comBlogger274125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-75521647562187639702011-07-13T03:16:00.001+08:002011-07-13T03:16:58.018+08:00hi<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" size="4"><i style="font-family: arial black,sans-serif;"><b>If you still hesitate to your choice about the electronic, i am sure that you will finish it after you come to us, not only </b></i></font><br> <br><font style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" size="4"><i style="font-family: arial black,sans-serif;"><b>our products are good and practical, but our service is on the top level. 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It's a good way of updating the world about the happenings in your domestic life, or to tell people that you've read yet another (pseudo) thought provoking but poorly argued article on (insert favourite political website). But then, it's also not everyone's cup of tea. I for one, am not a fan of it - probably because I have a dull and unexciting life not worthy of any "tweets" and more importantly, I can't get anything across very succinctly. This little ramble alone has taken a whole paragraph without ever getting to some kind of point. I apologise.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">My sudden desire to write was largely inspired after reading Julia Stiles' blog. Yes, Julia Stiles, of all people. I've always liked Julia Stiles, which is a weird thing to say because I only like one of her films - </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">10 Things</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">, so I may be a little bit confused whether I actually like Ms Stiles or her character. But nonetheless, that doesn't, or shouldn't take anything away from the fact the she is a good writer.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Remember the bit where I said I go on and on without getting to the point? So far, I'm putting a very good example of it. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Abrupt ending coming soon, but then it won't be so abrupt since I've warned you.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-34543446512825612472010-03-13T03:57:00.006+08:002010-03-13T04:06:43.500+08:00Am I back?<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;">Geez, it really has been a while since I last visited this site, let alone write anything on it.<br /><br />A lot has changed since the last post (it was nearly a year ago).<br /><br />I am now happily married to a wonderful, caring and intelligent woman who has always been supporting me, especially now that I've decided to be out of the country for a while.</span><br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-88737235008290188962009-04-30T10:38:00.005+08:002009-04-30T10:55:59.991+08:00Hit the Gym, yo!<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:arial;">Shabery Cheeks has been busy visiting gyms lately. Not a day passes by without the sight of a suited-up (track suited up, that is) Cheeks grinning idiotically while observing big ass dudes pump iron all day long. </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">As if that was not embarrassing enough, Cheeks felt that he should not be missing out on all the meathead fun and volunteered to do some chest presses, just to show that he is suitably fit for the title of Sports & Youth Minister bestowed upon him.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Well, that's fine except for the fact that Cheeks obviously has been skipping his weekly gym sessions and was struggling gravely to lift that damn bar. And I swear I saw some saliva trickling down the sides of his mouth. It was THAT heavy. </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">No, really. It was.</span> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /></div><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-25311592788710651672009-04-29T15:23:00.004+08:002009-04-30T10:58:42.627+08:00Earth Day<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Earth Day (22 April) passed without a whiff of notice. There was virtually no publicity whatsoever to promote whis event, save for the one-page special in the NST. This is in stark contrast to the hype given to the absurdly self indulgent "save the environment" affair that is Earth Hour.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Where was the WWF on 22 April? Did they even organise a "Save Mother Nature" program, or at the very least, a gathering to commemorate Earth Day?</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Where was 8TV? Did they show any public service ads? Where were the 2-minute long clips with our nation's hippest and most environmental concious-est celebs? </span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Were the hell was the dreadlocked hippie Reshmonu? Or 8TV CEO Ahmad Izham Omar? </span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Where the fuck was Reshmonu?</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">RESHMONU!!! Where are you?</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">This blatant display of hypocrisy just proves that our so-called "socially responsible" is nothing but a fraud. They'll exploit anything that would generate exposure to themselves and will conveniently drop their commitment when it no longer suits them. And that's why I have a cynical view of anything coming from 8TV, Air Asia and all the other bullshit companies pretending to be oh-so-angelic because I know that they're only doing it because they can make money out of it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Now, where the hell is Reshmonu?</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><br /></div><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-28041044355435273372009-04-09T04:38:00.003+08:002009-04-09T04:46:16.745+08:00Champions League, First Leg<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Liverpool's</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> swashbuckling performances (plus the last minute winner at Fulham) of late was exactly the kind of run that warrants a home stuffing by Chelsea. I'm not being pessismistic but I think that's just about right. We'll be brought back down to Earth in frustrating fashion.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">And I am proven right. At 4.38 AM on a Thursday. Early goal. Two headers conceded. Non-existant second half. Baik aku buat kuiz kat Facebook.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Even the 7-million pound goal scoring machine that is Andrea Dossena can't save this.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-10614272675923825372009-04-08T14:53:00.004+08:002009-04-08T15:29:00.595+08:00Malaysian GP 2009<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">The highlight of last weekend's GP for me was the sight of an all dried up Kimi Raikkonen having an ice cream while his rivals sat patiently in the rain, waiting for the stewards to decide whether the race should be continued.</span><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I love his "not giving a fuck" attitude. Why bother getting yourself soaked if the best you could achieve was to finish 14th? </span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I wonder what ice cream Kimi had? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">It looked like a Magnum, which by the way costs a whopping RM 3.80 nowadays.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I know because I just bought one.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-34130862163601395982009-03-30T19:08:00.007+08:002009-03-30T19:20:23.753+08:00KERS and ugly rear wings<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Questions I'll probably ask Nick & Robert:</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Do you like the car with or without KERS?</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">This season's cars have ugly rear wings. Do you agree? Thankfully BMW's are so bad.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">How was your off-season?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Have you guys started 2009's poker season yet?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-72788292985120692472009-03-27T00:21:00.007+08:002009-03-27T00:58:57.618+08:00Lists - It's a guy thing<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">You have to admit that KJ is smart. Dodgy and muka tak malu, but smart. You can't deny that. He has a great appeal that Mat Rempit-minded losers admire, which is puzzling since dude's got a Cambridge degree. And your average Mat Rempit doesn't have a cluse where Cambridge is, unless it's a Datuk Mat Rempit - educated sikit. He should appeal to the nation's brightest and smartest but strangely this is not the case. I'll hazard a guess that his obnoxiousness puts people off. Except for Mat Rempits, of course.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Anyway, I don't really care about politics, so lets move on to other things that matter. To me.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I've recently joined the Facebook apps bandwagon and made a list.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">A pretentious list of "most important albums in my life".</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Each album has a sentimental, nostalgic tale behind it.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Dookie - Green Day</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial;">I once quoted a line from a song from Dookie (I don't remember what song) in one of my juvenile cinta monyet love letters. I thought it was cool.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Razorblade Suitcase - Bush</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial;">The album that taught me the meaning of "grows on you". I hated the first 10 times listening but after that I couldn't stop. This was in Form 4, and the tape (!) was not even mine. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Melon Collie & the Infinite Sadness - Smashing Pumpkins</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">The only album that I bought twice. This album introduced me to the Smashing Pumpkins, and they were my first "band" T-shirt.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Mark, Tom & Travis show (Enema Strikes Back) - Blink 182</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I bought a pirated copy at a pasar malam, though I can't recall where. The toilet jokes were funny, in a self-deprecating way.... and I loved it. This was the start of my pathetic "pop-punk" period. What made it more pathetic was the fact I was a second year Uni student at that time. Oh, well.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Without You I'm Nothing - Placebo</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial;">Was blown away by Appleyard's part in Sorry, which had "Every Me, Every You" playing in the background. Bought the album out of curiosity and instantly loved it. This eventually led to me attending a Placebo concert, which I still rate as my best concert experience ever.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-55807513165458647062009-03-20T08:44:00.003+08:002009-03-20T08:54:43.717+08:00I can't believe you've never heard of Gmail!<span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Raja Lawak</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Eh, Tordon. Kau hantar email gmail ni ke?</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><strong>MJ Tordon</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Ha'ah. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><strong>Raja Lawak</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Oh. Aku selalu dapat banyak email gmail gmail ni, ntah sapa-sapa hantar. Tapi aku dapat je terus delete. Tak pernah bukak.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><strong>MJ Tordon</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Apsal?</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><strong>Raja Lawak</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Aku ingatkan Gmail tu...... Gay Mail. Aku takut.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><br /><p> </p>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-76386217582577406112009-03-17T20:28:00.003+08:002009-03-17T20:33:31.151+08:00Dossena scores - 2 games in a row!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Saw this sticker on a Kancil.....</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">HAPUSKAN PPSMI</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">But then on the back seat there was a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">"McGraw Hill - Data & Communication Networking"</span> textbook.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-26061556035638045872009-03-09T21:31:00.004+08:002009-03-09T21:52:12.654+08:00Pasar Malam<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I like the idea of going to the pasar malam. I get excited by the prospect of having an unlimited amount of food to choose from. </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Unfortunately, when I actual get to the pasar malam, I get suffocated by the number of people there, especially the ones who walk annoyingly slow and hold up the line. And that spoils the whole experience.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-10831673644772803152009-02-14T19:05:00.003+08:002009-02-14T19:13:26.249+08:00Stimulus<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">As heard on Jay Leno:</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Jay<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>So Bill, what do you think of President Obama's new economy stimulus package?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Bill<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>:<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Oh.. that's a really big "PACKAGE"................... for a black guy.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-2242910992137194522009-02-14T16:47:00.002+08:002009-02-14T17:32:09.899+08:00Anal<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Anal people annoy me. Especially when they're being pedantic and sceptical over good, honest causes.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">On the boycott of Israeli and American products - they say "Oh, so let's see how we survive without Microsoft, how about the local Coca-Cola workers, everything we use in our daily life is somehow linked to the US".</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">On the "Buy Malaysian" campaign - they say "How do we REALLY classify a product local?, local products need to compete with imported goods to maintain quality"</span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Sure, these are relevant and valid queries, but the imperious manner in which they were raised makes me feel like slapping these assfucks real hard.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">If you don't want to support these causes then just straight up say "I'm not supporting all this" rather than taking a coward's stand - pretending to view the issue from a "practical" point of view, trying to give the impression that you care but it would be "difficult to achieve". </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Pussies.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-6645829849918584832009-02-07T08:53:00.007+08:002009-02-07T09:37:05.649+08:00Billboards<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">If you've ever been up and down the North South Highway, you've surely seen a few Bosch billboards along the way. And to me, the intent of having a huge cordless drill ad on the side of the road is quite puzzling.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Who were the people Bosch targetting with this billboard campaign?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I mean, sure, of the millions that use the highway, there must be a certain percentage of people who, upon seeing the billboard, go - "Hmm, a cordless drill.... that's exactly what I want. I'll get a Bosch then". </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">But really, the probability would be something around one in a million. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Malaysians aren't DIY people. Drills, hammers or saws are not even on of the average citizen's shopping list.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Wouldn't a billboard ad (which I presume would cost a lot) be more effective in promoting something that is more appealing to the public. Say, mobile phones, fast food or cars?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I just think spending a lot of money for drill billboard ads to an indifferent market is a waste of money.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Then again, I don't work for Bosch..... so what the hell do I know.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-3173095078346502332009-02-05T08:14:00.007+08:002009-02-05T11:54:09.343+08:00Ipoh mali talak sombong, lor<div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">If I were the Sultan of Perak, I'd be <em>murka</em> as fuck. </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">How dare these assclowns <em>memporak-perandakan</em> my kick-arse birthday party? </span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Now I have to deal with a bunch of impatient, Najib-led, ethically-questionable idiots trying to seize power in my own state AND also manage a group of puppet-led, racist fucktards frantically defending whatever's left of their "loose coalition". </span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">What the hell?</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">All I wanted was a nice birthday party..... and maybe a karaoke session too.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Anyway, those losers pretending to be Liverpool "players" lost again, this time in the FA Cup. It made all my efforts to stay awake at bloody 4 am so utterly useless and a complete waste of time.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Bodoh!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The only thing that made me feel better was this brilliant <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/2009/feb/04/everton-liverpool-fa-cup">Metal-infested minute-by-minute match report. </a></span><br /></div><p align="left"><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></p><p align="left"></p><div align="left"><br /><br /></div><p><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></p><p></p>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-79566564212974339172009-01-30T19:43:00.006+08:002009-01-30T20:07:36.210+08:00Rant<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I hate people who use "revert" when they mean "reply". </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Idiots.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Bangla dudes walking at KLCC - holding hands! </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">What the hell? My wife says that they're very affectionate towards each other. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Gay immigrants.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Sifu dan Tongga.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Need I say more?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I hate people who post comments on blogs criticising people who boycott American/Israeli products and say boycotting is bad for the economy.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Suddenly they care about Coke factory workers? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Idiots, pussies.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">People whose Facebook status read:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">7.30am - Wake Up</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">7.40 am - Breakfast</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">8.00 am - At Work</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">8.30 am - Busy at Work</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">9.00 am - Working hard</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic;font-family:arial;">1.00 pm - Lunch</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic;font-family:arial;">4.45 pm - Can't wait to go home</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic;font-family:arial;">5.00 pm - Going home</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic;font-family:arial;">7.00 pm - At home, having dinner</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic;font-family:arial;">9.00 pm - Watching CSI</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Get a life.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></div></div></div>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-5258023684620705112009-01-30T15:54:00.006+08:002009-01-30T18:26:34.155+08:00Dude, where's my plot?<span style="font-family:arial;">Benitez has finally lost the plot.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Right from the moment he whinged about not being in total control of Liverpool FC, followed by an unneccesary rant claiming Fergie always gets away with harsh comments on referees and now, an utterly ridiculous complaint about how team set themselves to defend every time they face the Reds; I've always had this feeling that he'll lose it sooner or later. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">This eerily reminds me of the last days of Houllier, a fairly successful manager who, in the season where high expectations were put on the team, inexplicably made "weird", illogical and at times, plain stupid decisions, strategies and substitutions which finally ended with him leaving the club.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">And I fear that time is up for Senor Benitez as well.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Strangely, unlike most Liverpool fans, I don't hate him because of his nonsense team strategy (lone striker against Wigan?), stubbornness (not playing Keane, putting Lucas on the field) or his lack of motivational skills. I hate Rafa because he hyped up Mark "Speedy" Gonzalez so much, even willing to pay a lot for him but had to send him out on loan for a season in Spain because he didn't qualify for a work permit, then go through the hassle of multiple appeals to get him the permit...... only to reveal a "talent" that is no better than Jan Kromkamp (yeah, remember him?). </span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">What the fuck?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">On a different note, I'd like to recommend reading <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/russellbrand">Russell Brand</a>'s article on the Guardian sportblog page. I have to admit that for someone who appears to be drunk all the time, Brand has an impressive command of English; so good that you won't notice the grammatical errors. And his articles are honest, personal opinions... unlike recycled facts peppered with Internet research like the ones in the Star's Friday Football pull-out (e.g. anything by Richard Lim).</span><br /><p> </p><p> </p><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-90982827483547388132009-01-08T16:33:00.003+08:002009-01-08T17:03:11.925+08:00Cartoons<span style="font-family:Arial;">The 80's was probably the best time to grow up for the sole reason that back then the cartoons were frickin' AWESOME! However, despite the awesome-ness of these animated adventures, no one seems to know how any of the them ended. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Some pressing questions requiring immediate answers....</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>What ever happened to Lion-O? Did he finally kill Mum-Ra? If I'm not mistaken there was a 2nd generation of Thundercats, how did that tie-in with the original team?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>How did Sabre Rider & the Star Sheriffs end?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>What happened in the Japanese version of Transformers i.e. Head Masters?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>Did Teddy Ruxpin (the bear endlessly on an air balloon) get to wherever he was supposed to go?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>Did Kakeru (of Kickers) win the World Cup?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>How did Voltron end?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>What happened to Jem?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>Where the hell is Grandizer now?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>Why were there different incarnations of Cobra Commander? And who led the GI Joes? Was Sargeant Slaughter character based on the WWF wrestler or vice versa?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>M.A.S.K ended with...................?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>Remember Visionaries? </em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><em>How did the Smurfs end?</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Answers please......</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-89214193998633041612008-12-31T15:51:00.006+08:002008-12-31T16:12:49.933+08:00New Year<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">It's New Year's eve, and as usual...... I don't have any plans. I'll probably just sit at home with my wife, watching Cicak-Man, Room Raiders or some other equally loser show on TV. Why bother going out? It's going to rain anyways.<br />And I really don't feel like squeezing through a crowd of sweaty Mat Rempits and noisy Ching Chong Chengs in the middle of Bukit Bintang<br /><br />Moving on, my New Year's resolution are as follows:<br /></span></span><ol><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Be a loving husband and good bloke<br /></span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Spend less and save more</span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Learn to play the guitar (3 years in a row and I still SUCK!)</span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Not celebrate a 5-1 win over Newcastle in a Southport club and get arrested for bashing up the club's DJ</span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Boycott Yasmin Ahmad's bullshit films</span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Read more<br /></span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Be a YES man, YES man, YES man</span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Poke friends on Facebook and play Elven Blood (or whatever it's called)</span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Continue my Legends of CM post part 2,3,4,5,6 & 7.</span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Learn to iron properly</span></li></ol><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-8103403921158043692008-12-17T08:10:00.008+08:002008-12-17T08:34:00.383+08:00Snippets<span style="font-family:arial;">Poor Rafa. He's having a surgery and will miss the Arsenal game. Sammy Lee is in charge and I'm sure he'll do the right thing (that's playing our 20 million striker instead of Benayoun or Kuyt). Little Sam could do a Phil Thompson.<br /><br />My favourite injury-prone player (apart from Liverpool "legend" - Harry Kewell); Darren "Sicknote" Anderton finally hung his boots a few weeks ago. Spurs are my 2nd team, and Anderton was one player who always caught the eye, whenever he was fit enough to play, that is. Part of a semi-successful Euro 96 squad, Anderton always looked classy on the ball - the total opposite of Dirk Kuyt.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I disagree with Perak's & Penang's plan to buy new Camrys to replace their current fleet of Perdana</span></span><span style="font-family:arial;">. The Perdana may be crap compared to the Camry, but where's the national pride bros? They should be loyal and stick with Proton, even if it means that they have to "suffer" a bit. I'd respect that. They can still bash Proton in the papers of course, but choosing foreign make or local ones just sends a message of disloyalty. Sure, one can argue about quality, or getting the best out of your money but I can only accept that reasoning if it was a personal purchase.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">You go and help build bridges, get people out of their homes safely, retrieve documents and provide shelter - but what do you get in return? Accusations of stealing people's shit, being lazy & just "eating, menghabiskan beras" and being unhelpful slackers. That's grossly unfair. Why do you even bother helping out? People should be more thankful in these difficult times. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">And lastly..... hats off to the Iraqi dude who threw a big ass shoe to Bush. He's got some balls.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-76565240254459231612008-12-15T22:13:00.003+08:002008-12-15T22:20:38.204+08:00The evolution of a bloke's mantra<span style="font-family:arial;">In the beginning,<br />"Bros before hos"<br /><br />then,<br />"Hos before bros"<br /><br />back to,<br />"Bros before hos"<br /><br />and finally,<br />"Wife before bros before hos"<br /><br />Well actually, there shouldn't be "before hos" on the last one, unless you're looking for trouble.<br /><br /><br /></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-57925552665771481572008-12-14T20:46:00.006+08:002008-12-14T21:20:38.595+08:00Mash-Ups<span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Todek, the Young Leader</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:arial;">Embraces change, strives for excellence, "together we make it happen!", influences peers, thinks "global"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Todek, the smart-arse cynic<br /></span>Mocks management, questions reasons for "initiatives", avoids participation, hates the word "inculcate"<br /><br />Here, I present to you.....<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Todek, the Young Leader vs Todek, the smart-arse cynic</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Round 1</span><br />(At a meeting)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span>Leader :</span> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">During this difficult times and troubled economy, we need to be twice as smart to survive!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span>Cynic : </span><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">Great. I look forward to spontaneously develop an IQ of 400!</span><br /><br />Badabing-bing-bang!!!<br />1-0 to Cynic<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Round 2</span><br />(During an "engagement session")<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Leader:</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">As I had my nasi lemak this morning, I pondered on something.</span><br />(Leader then shows a Power Point slide of nasi lemak ikan bilis telur goreng)<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">Sure, the chicken contributed. But the ikan bilis committed!</span><br />(Damn, I'm smart)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cynic:</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">So, we're the ikan bilis who should die so that you can have a nice breakfast?</span><br /><br />Badabing-bang-boom!<br />2-0 to Cynic.<br /><br />BOOYAH!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Inspired by (and plagiarised) <a href="http://www.dilbert.com/">Dilbert</a>.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-71029083137158146032008-12-12T23:30:00.004+08:002008-12-13T00:27:46.450+08:00Japan Pt 2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHdWiQcPhJW7CkZ3knCmUcQLAba0x_00lMvelE-8vgYnS-oqN-o6FrDNauZ0jYTRknqx8lkxHVYic_ushlcsmLZYS5hPBxf_NxjkMG5T2mownepJc7zj7ae72K3q1Z859A5F6iHA/s1600-h/saizeriya.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 98px; height: 78px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHdWiQcPhJW7CkZ3knCmUcQLAba0x_00lMvelE-8vgYnS-oqN-o6FrDNauZ0jYTRknqx8lkxHVYic_ushlcsmLZYS5hPBxf_NxjkMG5T2mownepJc7zj7ae72K3q1Z859A5F6iHA/s400/saizeriya.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278941082265646658" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">In Japan, there's this Italian food chain called Saizeriya which caters</span><span style="font-family:arial;"> to<span style="font-family:arial;"> young "Western" Japanese kids and also to loser non-sushi-eating Asians like myself. Imagine Laksa Shack, but with Italian food. The existence of a Saizeriya outlet in each city that my wife & I visited was a great relief to me as it gave me an alternative to the usual raw Japanese stuff, most of which I cannot stomach.<br /><br />Anyhow, one of the more interesting conversations I've heard (or in this case, overheard) occurred in a Saizeriya in Hiroshima. It was mix Japanese-English dialog between a Swedish bloke and a Japanese girl. They were talking loudly at the table behind me, so I couldn't help but eavesdrop.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Swede :</span><br />So yeah, nice to finally meet up.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl :</span><br />Hai, hai. Yes. Nice to meet you.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Swede & Girl continue talking , bla bla bla for a few minutes.<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Swede : </span><br />Have you ever kissed a girl?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl :</span><br />Hmmm....... Well, I've never told anyone about this, but actually, I once had sex with a girl.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Swede :</span><br />(Trying ever so hard to keep his cool)<br />Oh, really? How did that happen?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl : </span><br />Oh... it happened a long time ago. I had just finished college. We were drunk at the time, she was someone I knew from school. Oh my God, I'm so embarassed telling you all this. I've never told this to anyone.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Swede :</span><br />Don't be embarassed. I think it's good to experiment.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl :</span><br />Really?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Swede :</span><br />Yeah. Sex is good. Sex is supposed to be fun. If it's not fun then what's the point? But what's fun for you may be different for me. And, how would you know whether it's fun if you don't experiment?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl :</span><br />(Laughs shyly)<br />Hmm... I guess you're right.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Swede :</span><br />I like to experiment. Try new things, new experience... you know? I think you should too.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And then I thought, "<span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah... Swede's gonna get lucky tonight!</span>"<br /><br /><br /></span></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11527694.post-77883255123307439592008-12-10T20:01:00.008+08:002008-12-10T22:15:38.120+08:00Football<span style="font-family:arial;">Watching the Malaysian football team play is painful, kinda like watching Liverpool - but much, much worse. It's like self-inflicting mental torment on yourself. But surpisingly, I keep coming back for more. I don't know whether that's loyalty or I just like torturing myself.<br /><br />This somehow brought me to think about the legendary football game that is Championship Manager.<br /><br />Championship Manager, or more affectionately known as CM to fans of this ridiculously addictive game took a lot of my youth, especially during Uni. And I'm sure many other football fanatic would second this.<br /><br />There were countless times when CM and study clashed.... and CM would always win. I can't recall how many times I chose CM over a boring afternoon lecture, (<span style="font-style: italic;">It would always start like this: I'll decide to be 10 minutes late to the lecture to play another match but eventually ended up skipping the whole lecture altogether</span>). I remember one time when I sat through a class planning my team's off-season transfer dealings & budget, completely ignoring my Week 7 Mechanics lecture. Or the time when I scribbled my latest genius 4-1-3-1-1 formation (complete with individual player runs) instead of taking notes during my tutorial. Damn, those were happy days indeed.<br /><br />So, in the spirit of reminiscing about CM, I'd like to share some of the legendary & almost mythical names I've encountered throughout my CM career. Note that I'm only referring to CM3 and its subsequent updates (i.e. 97/98, 99/00, etc) - basically before it became crap (i.e. CM4 or Football Manager onwards).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cherno Samba</span></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><br />An absolutely unbelievable young striker - can be bought on the cheap from Millwall. Starts the game at age 15 if I recall correctly, Samba is the one player everyone should have on their team. He once scored a hattrick within 15 minutes and single-handedly won a FA Cup final for me. Good in the air and very pacy (definitely >18 points in the Heading & Pace stats) this guy can easily score 30+ goals a season. I remember when all my housemates were playing CM at the same time with each having the prolific Samba on our respective teams; shouts of "SAMBAAAAAA!!!!!" would be heard every other minute, hailing yet another heroic effort by our boy Cherno; such as scoring the last minute European Cup winner against AC Milan or blasting 5 goals past sorry Luton Town.<br /><br />Outside the digital world however, few have heard of Samba's achievement. I remember reading that Liverpool at one point were interested, but that then died off. However, his non-existent real-world success notwithstanding, in my opinion Samba is still a legend. Good job, son.<br /><br /><br /></span>todekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593518360274026649noreply@blogger.com0