24.10.05

2-0 away is just too depressing

I contemplated buying a car sticker that says...

If you tailgate, I'll brake.

But then I realised that probably most of these "Tuned by Razo"-driving idiots wouldn't have a clue what tailgating is.
They'll read the sticker and go...

(Works best when read in a Kelantan accent)

Tailgate? Gapo dio tuh?
Ekor pagar? Dok pahe.
Bodo binate beruk babi nih.


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a m o y i e said...

the ultimate car sticker : MAFIA'S OFFICIAL CAR