I contemplated buying a car sticker that says...
If you tailgate, I'll brake.
But then I realised that probably most of these "Tuned by Razo"-driving idiots wouldn't have a clue what tailgating is.
They'll read the sticker and go...
(Works best when read in a Kelantan accent)
Tailgate? Gapo dio tuh?
Ekor pagar? Dok pahe.
Bodo binate beruk babi nih.