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22.11.08
21.11.08
Driving a slow car
I'm used to getting flashed at........by a fast moving car. (What did you think I meant? Perverts). I drive at 120 km/h on the outside lane on highways and getting flashed at by speeding BMWs, Perdanas & even Tuned-by-Razo Kancils is something that I'm accustomed to. It's something that I expect even.
And I don't mind. I realise my 3-speed Wira SE can't be pushed beyond 120 km/h, for I fear the terrifying noise that developed at 4500 rpm would turn catastrophic beyond 5000. So I let them pass. Even the Kancils, begrudgingly.
What pisses me off is when Singaporean cars flash the fuck out of me. I just can't take being harassed and tailgated by a foreign assclown in my own country. That's humiliating. And disrespectful.
It's like allowing a salesman into your house, let him show you his product catalog and suddenly then he takes over your Astro remote and switches the channel to Wah Lai Toi.
When flashed by Singaporean cars, I try my best to ignore them. I bravely push my Wira beyond the pathetic speed of 120 km/h, looking ridiculous trying to fend off a 180 km/h Camry. I laugh sinisterly as my eyes start to blind from the flicker of lights behind me.
Yeah. Take that, bitch.
Ah, pening kepala.....
And I don't mind. I realise my 3-speed Wira SE can't be pushed beyond 120 km/h, for I fear the terrifying noise that developed at 4500 rpm would turn catastrophic beyond 5000. So I let them pass. Even the Kancils, begrudgingly.
What pisses me off is when Singaporean cars flash the fuck out of me. I just can't take being harassed and tailgated by a foreign assclown in my own country. That's humiliating. And disrespectful.
It's like allowing a salesman into your house, let him show you his product catalog and suddenly then he takes over your Astro remote and switches the channel to Wah Lai Toi.
When flashed by Singaporean cars, I try my best to ignore them. I bravely push my Wira beyond the pathetic speed of 120 km/h, looking ridiculous trying to fend off a 180 km/h Camry. I laugh sinisterly as my eyes start to blind from the flicker of lights behind me.
Yeah. Take that, bitch.
Ah, pening kepala.....
20.11.08
All New!
After nearly 3 years of running this blog, I've decided that a new, fresh makeover is needed. Thus, the all-new, clean, minimalist, professional-looking, zero-clutter layout. The less bullshit waste-of-space items, the better.
I'm inspired to write once again after spending three whole days reading other people's blog. I was particularly impressed with one of my friend's friend's blog which was funny, ironic, cynical AND well written. But I won't link it here - that would look gay; I barely know the dude!
It's like admiring James Bond; you don't want to have posters of Daniel Craig all over your bedroom wall, but damn it, you sure wish you had a 5000 dollar suit.
I want an expensive suit.
I'm inspired to write once again after spending three whole days reading other people's blog. I was particularly impressed with one of my friend's friend's blog which was funny, ironic, cynical AND well written. But I won't link it here - that would look gay; I barely know the dude!
It's like admiring James Bond; you don't want to have posters of Daniel Craig all over your bedroom wall, but damn it, you sure wish you had a 5000 dollar suit.
I want an expensive suit.
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