Workaholic

I'd like to picture myself as a workaholic.
But ironically, being a workaholic has made me malas.

Is it better to fake happiness or menyusahkan orang lain by being honest?

Gossip Melayu

I'm not a fan of local artis Melayu news but since I AM Malay, I guess I have to care a bit.
Did you hear about the nasty love triangle between Erra, Hans and that nerdy speccy Harry Potter bloke? It's all a big mess I reckon, but I have to say, Erra is quite the PLAYER! She's such a heartbreaker!

I suppose if you think you're so bloody hot, then you can get away with anything.

Hey, I'm not going to get arrested for this, am I?

Happy Days

I had a good day.
On a good day, everything is great. There's no self doubt, and nothing can trouble you. You feel assured. You become much calmer and you see the bright side of everything. Every single thing you do is fun. And even if you're just lazing around, doing absolutely nothing, you'll still be able to say to yourself, "I may seem like I'm not doing much, but I don't mind. I'm happy and contented."

Indifference

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.

That's the most quoted part. The full version is this:

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.

Bloke: So, do you fancy the girl or what?

Someone else - not me: Yeah. I think I do, actually.

Bloke: And what the hell are you doing about it? Nothing, as usual. You're gonna lose her, you know.

SENM: Hey! I did something. Granted, it wasn't much.. but still, I did put some effort. I'm getting the cold shoulder though. I guess she doesn't fancy me. I really thought she did.

Bloke: What the fuck you're talking about, mate? From what I've seen, you've done zilch. What you need to do, my dear friend, is to be her knight in shining armour and climb up that god damn tower, slay the mother fucking dragon and sweep her off her feet! Yeah, you heard me. SLAY THE FUCKING DRAGON!!!

SENM: Slay the fucking dragon!!! Arrgghhhhh!!!!

Bloke: Damn right.

SENM: But I'm terrified of reptiles.

Really, slay the mother fucking dragons??? Who says that??

P/s: Juan Roman Riquelme is a genius!!