Fuelled by caffeine

Caffeine makes me hyper.
Disclaimer : This post may be emo. And incoherent.
That's because I'm hyper. I'm fuelled by caffeine, damn it!

I spent the last weekend eating a lot of food. With my buddy. Yes, you know who you are, my friend.
We even had a bloody expensive durian. But it was worth it. Isi merah!
I bought 22 DVDs but they were all stolen. Fuck!

And I watched 6 episodes of 24 back to back. Jack Bauer is THE MAN!
Watching too many episodes of 24 however will make you spew things like these:

Run a background check on that guy. He looks hostile.
I need you to check the schematics of this building.
Tell me where the god damn canisters are, NOW!!
Secure the North end, and make sure no one leaves the building.
Patch me through to the President!
Upload the real time satellite images to my PDA.

Jack Bauer is the greatest human being ever. Here's why.

Nicholas Angel from the film Hot Fuzz is a close second. Please, please, please watch it.


Zarin@Beng said...

which season of 24 did you watch anyway? IMHO, 5th season is the best.

alfaizal said...

Micheal Scofield is not too shabby either.

todek said...

Season 5. Strange this is that I stopped watching the series from Season 2 onwards but suddenly got hooked on Season 5. Once dah start, takleh nak stop.

Scofield is not bad, I suppose.But can he match these:

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

Jack Bauer doesn't laugh in the face of danger; Jack Bauer is the face of danger.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.

Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.

Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

** I have too much spare time, I know hahaha!

Ladydin said...

Nah... nothing so great about Jack to me. no offence. he just looks like a guy with too many demons, and thats not even in the right series...

but if Hot Fuzz comes highly recommended, then i will definitely reschedule my Saturday night. hope this time brit movies can do something other than bloody swear...

pyanski said...

ate a lot until sendawa berbau tandoorian (tandoori + durian) haha.

shaw, scofield decided to become a GAP poster boy la, which reduces his steven-seagal-factor down by at least 90%.

Anonymous said...

michael scofield !!!