And here's my self-deprecating list of why I'm such a horrible catch.
1. I'm not a "people" person
2. I hate overly friendly strangers
3. I don't know how to play pool
4. I take the piss of everything
5. I swear
6. I'm moody
7. I mock people
8. I don't eat my veggies (and utterly despise any form of salad)
9. Sometimes, I read gossip magazines (My sister's, I swear!)
10. I know next to nothing about computers, gadgets, gizmos, cars, etc.