Top Ten Reasons Why I'm a Good Catch
I thought I might just get away with this very tongue-in-cheek list. But just in case I don’t, I think I’ve practiced my stony, emotionless expression well enough to face the endless (future) mocking by my mates. I’m well prepared.
So, here it goes…
1. I’m a decent looking, well mannered, soft spoken, respectful bloke.
2. I have a cynical sense of humour.
3. I’m cheeky.
4. I take the piss of everything
5. I have an impeccable taste in music.
6. I’m never drunk.
7. I know a
8. I read.
9. I like shopping.10. I like ikan keli and seri muka (believe me, this IS a legitimate reason!)