18.11.05

Pussy Problems

The day before yesterday, we had a bit of trouble at our house. Out of nowhere there was this black & white cat in our house. It was in the living room, kitchen, bedrooms, everywhere. I kicked him out and shut all doors, windows, even the slightest of openings. And we managed to keep him out for a while. But throughout the night we could still hear the meows and sounds of the cat scratching at the door.
This kept on happening the whole day yesterday. And it was bloody annoying. Imagine a cat meow-ing non stop the whole day, and would swiftly enter your house as soon as you open the door. I don't fancy cats, so to me this isn't cute at all
.
So last night I said to the lads,
Jom buang kucing ni. Bising je. Aku dah tak tahan dah ni.
Buang kat mana?
Buang je kat Petronas station tu.

And so we did. We put the cat in a shoe box, took it for a ride in the car and as soon as we reached the petrol station we dumped the poor thing near some bushes. And we fled the scene quickly, as you would when you throw cats away.

We were free of pussies!!!!
That night I slept well without the meows of a stray cat.

But as I woke up the following morning, I heard more meows. This time louder, even more annoying, and non-stop.
I had a look outside and saw three newborn kittens struggling to move around.

"Fuck! We threw away the mother!!!!"

And here's some pictures of them little buggers




7 comments:

FaruqY said...

ahahaha kasik aku jela kittens tu..

a m o y i e said...

kah2.. kasi ko lagi tak boleh. tahun 1996 aku menjadi saksi kejadian di belakang big school, jln nak pegi surau...sadis!

FaruqY said...

hahaha skrg aku sudah reformed, sudah insaf.. rumah aku ada dua kucing tau!

todek said...

Haha... ambik la kucing kucing ni. Kesian diorang lapar.

semaun said...

hahaha skrg aku sudah reformed, sudah insaf.. rumah aku ada dua kucing tau!

tak percaya ... tak percaya ...

FaruqY said...

cis haram punye maun.. meh la dtg rumah aku sendiri.. wei terjumpa ur brother the other day, dia kata ko balik msia bulan ni?

anyways, three cheers for todek for ridding himself of the pussy problems and saving the lives of the kittens at the same time!

hip hip hooray!
hip hip hooray!
hip hip hooray!

semaun-needs-a-pussy said...

balik .my december, tapi tak confirm lagi.