Mash-Ups

Todek, the Young Leader
Embraces change, strives for excellence, "together we make it happen!", influences peers, thinks "global"

Todek, the smart-arse cynic
Mocks management, questions reasons for "initiatives", avoids participation, hates the word "inculcate"

Here, I present to you.....

Todek, the Young Leader vs Todek, the smart-arse cynic

Round 1
(At a meeting)
Leader :
During this difficult times and troubled economy, we need to be twice as smart to survive!
Cynic :
Great. I look forward to spontaneously develop an IQ of 400!

Badabing-bing-bang!!!
1-0 to Cynic


Round 2
(During an "engagement session")
Leader:
As I had my nasi lemak this morning, I pondered on something.
(Leader then shows a Power Point slide of nasi lemak ikan bilis telur goreng)
Sure, the chicken contributed. But the ikan bilis committed!
(Damn, I'm smart)
Cynic:
So, we're the ikan bilis who should die so that you can have a nice breakfast?

Badabing-bang-boom!
2-0 to Cynic.

BOOYAH!

Inspired by (and plagiarised) Dilbert.