Za Altera

Whatever you do, please don't go to Za Altera, especially the outlet at The Curve.
They're atrociously incompetent and unprofessional.


I'd tell them "Can you please go away & have sex?" if I were a nice, polite bloke, but since I'm not, and I'm also pissed (but not drunk), I'd like to give a huge FUCK OFF to them.

Have a good day.

This is a silent film

This is a silent film in Bahasa Melayu.

Bloke: (Eh, ada Mat Rempit kena langgar!!)

Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian.
Seekor rempit sedang berdarah terbaring di tepi jalan.

Bloke: (Aku perlu tolong saudara rempit tersebut!!)

Bloke pun cuba menolong. Tolong tengok saja lah sebab Bloke tak pandai merawat orang sakit.
Ada orang sudah telefon ambulance probably.

Bloke: (Kasihan!!)

Tiba tiba seorang gadis bertudung ayu datang untuk melihat keadaan mangsa. Gadis duduk dekat Bloke.

Gadis: (Kasihan!!)

Bloke: (Ayunya gadis ini!!)

Gadis: (Bloke? Saya malu!!)

Ambulance akhirnya datang, Gadis pun berambus.

Bloke: (Ohh... she's gone!!)

Gadis balik rumah syampu rambut. Gatal.

Gadis rupa-rupanya doktor.

Gadis jumpa lagi Bloke kat hospital.

Bloke still melihat keadaan si Rempit.

Gadis: (Bloke!!)

Bloke: (Gadis!!)

Gadis: (I love you!!)

Bloke: (I love you!!)

TAMAT

Selamat Hari Raya

It's not too late for me to wish Selamat Hari Raya to everyone.

Maaf Zahir Batin. And I really mean it too, it's not just a figure of speech.
Sorry for anything I said or wrote that might have offended anyone, sorry for the immature, sometimes distasteful - often unfunny jokes, sorry for the swearing, sorry for the un-replied text messages/emails, sorry for the misspelt words & wrong grammar and sorry for everything else.

P/s: I like Raya period. All the girls look nice in their baju kurung.

P/s #2: The Angkasawan thing is getting LAME.

What you really think

Are your opinions REALLY yours?
How much of what you think, how you feel or what you stand up for actually originate from your own thoughts?
How sure are you that you're not just recycling other people's ideas, or worse; re-phrasing and disguising them as your own?
If so, then really, how much do you actually think?
Are we just agreeing to certain beliefs and notions just because someone else believes in them?
Are the thoughts that we present and tell people merely rehashed ideas and opinions from others?
Have we been reading too much on the Internet, watching too much TV without actually stopping for a while to consider how we really feel about everything?

What do you think?

Can you please go away and have sex?

Or probably you're more familiar with:

FUCK OFF!!